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有一户潘姓人家,长辈过世.家祭时请来了一位乡音很重的老先生来当司仪.讣闻是这么写的：孝男：潘根科孝媳：池氏孝孙女：潘良姿孝孙：潘道时但这位老先生老眼昏花又发音不标准.当他照着讣闻唱名时,凡是字面上有三

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

1老师命令所有人明天早上5点到学校报到第一个同学迟到了,他说：报告老师!我骑自行车,自行车坏了,我换汽车,汽车坏了,我骑马,马死了,我走来的!第2个同学也迟到了,他说：报告老师!我骑自行车,自行车坏了

Willpower意志力Mike(M)Danny(C),Tommy(T)---classmatesScene----inthecollegedormDannyisplayingacomputergam

Longago,inalandfaraway,therelivedabeautifulyounggirl.Shewasverysad.Hermotherhaddiedandherfatherhadma

4Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyou

有人学英语,“how”是“怎么”,“are”是“是”,“you”是“你”于是将“howareyou?”理解为“怎么是你?”；又因为“old”是“老”于是将“howoldareyou?”理解为“怎么老是

HuisleadingChinaBush:Condi!Nicetoseeyou.What'shappening?Condi:Sir,Ihavethereporthereaboutthenewleade

FoxandcockOnemorningafoxseesacock.Hethink,"Thisismybreakfast.''Hecomesuptothecockandsays,"Iknowyouca

有一天,俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料.他选好一样东西,俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看.当然俺有点不好意思了,而且俺还会句英语.于是,俺就对他说：“Iamsorry”.“Iamsorry,too”外国人回

Peterjoinedthearmywhenhewaseighteen,andforseveralmonthshewastaughthowtobeagoodsoldier.Hedidquitewell

1.豆子为什么会飞?因为它是神奇的豆子.包子为什么会飞?因为它吃了神奇的豆子.老鼠为什么会飞?因为它吃了神奇的包子.老鹰为什么会飞?老鹰本来就会飞.2.一只狗走在沙漠里,它死了,请问是怎么死的?憋死的

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AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

(ThisisguaranteedlaughsintheChineseclassroom.ItwasoriginallyabitinaPinkPanthermovie).Amanwalksintoas

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

(ThisisguaranteedlaughsintheChineseclassroom.ItwasoriginallyabitinaPinkPanthermovie).Amanwalksintoas

某班来了个新生.一天,老师问他：你多大了?学生：请问老师是问我哪里多大?老师：你的年龄.学生：哦,请问老师是想知道我去年的年龄还是今年的年龄?老师：废话,肯定是今年的拉.学生：哦,请问老师是要我现在告

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1)IDon'tFeelLikeGettingintoanArgument"Gerald,"askedtheteacher,"whatistheshapeoftheearth?""It'sround,