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HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

BeCarefulWhatYouWishForAcouplehadbeenmarriedfor25yearsandwerecelebratingtheir60thbirthdays,whichfell

CatandMice猫和老鼠MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop."What'sin

Afroggoestohavehisfortunetold.Thefortunetellerlooksathislittlewebbedpalmandsays,"Aha!You'reabouttome

mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the

TheNewTeacherGeorgecomesfromschoolonthefirstofSeptember."George,howdidyoulikeyournewteacher?"askedhi

哲理故事:从失败中求胜[提要]:美国纽约有一个失败产品博物馆,展出8万多件不受消费者欢迎的产品,这些“残废婴儿”或因质量低劣,或因价格昂贵、或因款式不新、或因品牌不响而被消费者冷落、.美国纽约有一个失

AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto

mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the

Manyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonasafaculty

用人之道　　去过庙的人都知道,一进庙门,首先是弥陀佛,笑脸迎客,而在他的北面,则是黑口黑脸的韦陀.但相传在很久以前,他们并不在同一个庙里,而是分别掌管不同的庙.　　弥乐佛热情快乐,所以来的人非常多,但

从前有个常常认错字的老私塾先生,后来被人家给告了,说他教错字,误人子弟.县太爷问：你是认罚呢还是愿打呢.私塾先生说：认罚.县太爷提笔写到：鸡三只,兔两只.然后交给他说：你照着单子上写的,天黑之前给我送

heyAreDirectlyfromAmericaNotlongafteranoldChinesewomencamebacktochinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheS

中国人寿保险一领导去泰国旅游,一日喝醉,欲强行非礼一美女.美女曰,不要啊,我可是泰国人妖!领导曰,怕什么,我是中国人兽!

Themeanman'sparty.Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisap

1、士兵问连长：作战时踩到地雷咋办?连长大为恼火：*,能咋办?踩坏了照价赔偿.2、很久墨收到你的信息俺很心疼俺想到死曾用薯片割过脉用豆腐撞过头用降落伞跳过楼用面条上过吊可都墨死成你就请俺吃顿饭撑死俺算

WhenJackbowedtosomeone,healwaysdiditatlighteningspeed.Youshouldn'twaitanylongerafterhehashadhisheadn

WhoIstheLaziest?　　Father:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelazi

请采纳我的问题　1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平.到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧.”　　　　

1.护士看到病人在病房喝酒,就走过去小声叮嘱说："小心肝!"病人微笑道："小宝贝."　　公交车上,站着的孕妇对身旁坐着的陌生男子说：你不知道我怀孕了吗?只见男子很紧张的样子道：可孩子不是我的呀!　　卖