英文幽默故事

老妈叫我翻译!(超强爆笑)今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思　　老妈：这个“idon’tknow.　　我说：“我不知道”　　老妈：送你上大学上了几年,你怎么什么都不知道

李阳时代背的：AnAwkwardSituationAwomanwassinging.Oneofthegueststurnedtoamanbyhissideandcriticizedthesinger.

李阳时代背的：AnAwkwardSituationAwomanwassinging.Oneofthegueststurnedtoamanbyhissideandcriticizedthesinger.

SecondlanguageAmothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Shewatc

LetmetakeitdownAnelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestzndmostuselessthingthatIhaveevers

BadDay——倒霉的一天Therewasaguyinabar,justlookingathisdrink.Hestayedlikethatforhalfanhour.Then,thisbigtrou

林肯传(AbrahamLincoln)这里可以看看:"林肯给妻子的信"Letters:AbrahamLincolnThisisthelastletterthatLincolnwrotetoMaryS.

LetmetakeitdownAnelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestzndmostuselessthingthatIhaveevers

没人磨墨　　一个富家之子去考试,父亲事先考了他一下,成绩很好,满以为一定能录取了,不料榜　　上竟没有儿子的名字.父亲赶去找县官评理.县官调来卷查看,只见上面淡淡一层灰雾,却　　看不到有什么字.　　父亲

Story1AhLianaskshopkeeper:EhAhchek,ugotsellstockinguptoknee,boh?AhChekreplied:Lusiaoah!stockingwearu

随便选一个小故事,把你的感受先用中文写,然后到网上翻译

LetmetakeitdownAnelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestzndmostuselessthingthatIhaveevers

Workwon'tkill,butworrywill.操劳不丧身,忧愁愁煞人.Thisstoryisaboutanotherfivedoctorwhowentduckhuntingoneday.The

1－－MarkTwaininareceptionresponsetoareporter'squestion,said:"TheUnitedStatesCongressissomedog*-depend

LetmetakeitdownAnelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestzndmostuselessthingthatIhaveevers

Twobeeornottwobee.thatisaquestion.

TheWorld'sGreatestSwordsmanAtanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-placefencertookthestage.

、NewDiscoveryAhillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolde

一位老爷爷,他要参加隆重的聚会,他有三根头发,为什么还要忍痛拔掉一根?Anoldman,hewillattendthegrandgathering,hehasthreehairs,whytounplu

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