英语幽默一笑赛翻译

A:whatisyourname?你叫啥名?B:Hu胡（谐音:谁）A:you~你B:Hu~胡A:Who?B:yes,Iam~是,我就是A:Iwanttoknowyourname我只是想知道你的名字B:

Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.

BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismo

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

SoonerorlaterA:Howmanythingsdidyousteal?你偷了多少东西?B:Moreandmore.越来越多.A：Wheredidyoustealthem?你从哪里偷的?B:H

英语幽默笑话带翻译1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,sai

幽默drollnesshumorhumourpleasantry

Thelittlegirldidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog.\x09"It'sallright,"saidagentleman,"don'tbeafraid.Don't

Girl:Damnedmycheeksarecold!BrahMe:Whichones?Friend:LMAOMe:Areyoutalkingaboutyourfaceofcheeks...or...

ThelanguagedifferencesbetweenChineseandwesternhumour---thetranslationofthehumorouslanguage.题目的话就这样Re

男:Thisseatempty?（这个座位是空的吧?）女：Yes,andthisonewillbeifyousitdown.（是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.）【我立马走人】男：Haven''tI

Inclass,theteacher,withhisbackagainstthestove,saidtothestudents,"Beforeyousperk,youshouldthinkandcou

FORREST(voice-over)ThatMomma,shesurewasright.It'sfunnyhowthingsworkout.EXT.BAYOULABATRE/BUBBA'SMOM'S

1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoc

Iappreciatepersonswhoarehumorous

--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemaninacemetery.--我叔叔下面有1

一个病人向他的知心朋友说：“医生说他用两个月的时间就可以使我下床.”“那他做到了没有?”“在第五天他就使我下床了.”“怎么回事?”“他给我看了住院费用的单据!”

A:whatisyourname?你叫啥名?B:Hu胡（谐音:谁）A:you~你B:Hu~胡A:Who?B:yes,Iam~是,我就是A:Iwanttoknowyourname我只是想知道你的名字B:

开车路过一个加油站,老公看看车也快没有油了,对老婆说：“亲爱的,我去上个厕所,你来加油好不好?”老婆妩媚一笑：“亲爱的,没问题!”老公走进了厕所,5秒钟后,听见老婆在门外大喊：“老公,加油!老公,加油

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa