英语幽默故事(可以长一点,带翻译)

Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.

BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismo

PlagiarismAfriendofminewhoteachsEuropeanhistoryatWashingtonUniversityinSt.Louistellaboutthetimehespo

Awomanwantedtoreachherhusbandonhismobilphonebutdiscoveredthatshewasoutofcredit;sheinstructedhersonto

顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!A:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!B:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!一个服务员给顾客

IHaveHisEarinMyPocket他的耳朵在我衣兜里Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?""Akidbitme

DrunkOneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwa

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

Thelittlegirldidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog.\x09"It'sallright,"saidagentleman,"don'tbeafraid.Don't

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

爸爸劝孩子喝牛奶,说：喝了牛奶,将来力大如牛……第二天,孩子不吃猪肉了.爸爸问他为什么?孩子说：吃了猪肉,将来岂不要蠢笨如猪吗?爸爸哑然.

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FirstLessonThesonofabusinessmanhadagreedtojointhefamilybusiness,andonhisveryfirstdayatthefactoryhisf

DrunkOneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwa

当老婆刚刚冲完澡出来,老公正要开始淋浴时,门铃响了在几秒争吵谁该去应门之后老婆放弃了裹了条毛巾急忙下楼去开门她打开门看见Bob她的邻居在她还没开口之前Bob就说：“如果你把那条毛巾拿下我就给你$800

1.ANailOrAFly?Anoldgentlemanwhoseeyesightwasfailingcametostayinahotelroomwithabottleofwineineachhand

Tom’sBirthdayItwasTom’sbirthday,andhewasfiveyearsold.Hegotquitealotofnicebirthdaypresentsfromhisfami

Threecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.　　Theretaileron

Inclass,theteacher,withhisbackagainstthestove,saidtothestudents,"Beforeyousperk,youshouldthinkandcou

（1）鬼魂索命从前有一个人,他有一个女朋友.他比世界上任何一个人都爱她.可是有一天,他女朋友无情的离开了他,甚至连一个理由都没给他.看着自己的女朋友被别人挽着手逛街,他痛不欲生,失去了理智.终于有一天