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goodnewsandbadnewsThesoldiershadbeenmarchingandfighting,theyweredirty,hotandtired.Oneday,thegenerala

Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthath

FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh

英语笑话（一）Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?A:Amonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan'thavemonkeys.猴子

Abitofadviceforthoseabouttoretire.Ifyouareonly65,nevermovetoaretirementcommunity.Everybodyelseisinth

叫我怎么说明白?　　那天我正在看碟,学英语的老妈捧了本书进来,我们有了这样的对话－－　　老妈：“这个‘Idon'tknow.’是什么意思?”　　我说：“我不知道.”　　老妈：“送你上学上了几年,你怎么

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

Canwehaveourteacherback?　　Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynoi

Summerswimmingsafetycannotbeignored(标题)以下正文;Morehotdays,thepublicswimmingpoolhasbecomeafavoredplace,

Canwehaveourteacherback?Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynoisy

好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的.

TheHeavenandtheHell　　BillGatesdiesinacaraccident.Hefindshimselfinpurgatory(炼狱),beingsizedupbyGod.Wel

TwoManApartofvisitorswerebeingshownroundalunaticasylum.Theycameacrossoneindividualinthegrounds,withw

GeorgeⅢaskedtheoncewellknownwit,HorneTooke,whetherhecouldplaycards.　　YourMajesty,repliedTooke,Iamame

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

乌龟受伤.让蜗牛去买药.过了二个小时.蜗牛还没回来.乌龟急了骂道:“他妈的再不回来老子就死了!”这时门外传来了蜗牛的声音:“你他妈再说老子不去了!”

1.我是来装电话的WhatabigdealAyoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.Sittingthe

英语笑话（一）Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?A:Amonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan'thavemonkeys.猴子

英语笑话1Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?Thefatherreplied:Idon'tknowson.I'm