英语翻译Let's face it -- English is a crazy language.There is no

英语翻译
Let's face it -- English is a crazy language.There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France.Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads,which aren't sweet,are meat.
We take English for granted.But if we explore its paradoxes,we find that quicksand can work slowly,boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn't the plural of booth beeth?If you have one goose,two geese,why not one moose,two meese?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend,or that you can comb through the annals of history but not a single annal?If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,what do you call it?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital; ship by truck and send cargo by ship; have noses that run and feet that smell; park on driveways and drive on parkways?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
English was invented by people,not computers,and it reflects the creativity of the human race.That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,but when they lights are out,they are invisible.And why,when I wind up my watch,I start it,but when I wind up this essay,I end it.

让我们来看看,英语是一种疯狂的语言.在eggplant（茄子）里没有鸡蛋egg,在汉堡hamburger中也没有火腿ham,在菠萝pineapple中即没有苹果apple也没有松树pine.English muffin英氏松饼不是英国发明的,炸薯条French fries也不是法国的.Sweetmeat是糖果,而sweetbread是肉,而不是糖果.我们理所当然地认为英语怎么样.但是如果我们去探究它的矛盾,我们会发现流沙quicksand可以缓慢的流动,boxing rings拳赛场地是方形的而不是圆形（ring）的,豚鼠guinea pig既不是来自几内亚Guinea也不是猪pig.如果牙齿tooth的复数形式是teeth,为什么booth的复数形式不是beeth?如果你有一只鹅one goose,两只鹅two geese,为什么不是一只驼鹿one moose,两只meese?
你可以做出一些赔偿make amends,而不是做一次赔偿one amend,这难道看上去不让人疯狂吗?或者你可以梳理许多历史年报,却不能梳理一个年报?如果你有一些零碎的东西,你可以丢掉所有却不能丢掉一个?你怎么说这个?
有时,我认为所有的说英语的人都必须经受言辞上患精神病的精神病院.有那一种语言中,人们在戏剧play中朗诵recite,而在朗诵recital中演戏play,用卡车truck装货ship,而通过船ship运货物cargo,有能动的鼻子,有味道的脚,停车在车道driveway上而行驶在停车道parkway上?
一个瘦的机会slim chance和一个胖的机会fat chance怎么会一样?而一个聪明的人a wise man和一个聪明的家伙wise guy却是相反的?天气怎么能有一天one day非常热,另一天another非常冷,而不是都是有一天?
英语是由人民发明的,而不是电脑发明的.因此它反映了人类的创造性.所以,当星星出来的时候,我们可以见到它们,但当它们的光线发射出来的时候,我们见不到它们.因此,为什么什么时候我给表上了发条wind up,我使表开始start走.但当我卷起 wind up这篇文章的时候,我就结束 end了该文.