跪求翻译Mr. Smith left his car outside his house one night as us

跪求翻译
Mr. Smith left his car outside his house one night as usual. But when he came out the next morning to go to his office, he found that the car wasn’t there . He called the police that someone had stolen his car ,and they said they would try to find it.
When Mr. Smith came home from his office that evening ,the car was back again in its usual place in front of the house He examined it carefully .The car was OK .But he found tow tickets on one of the seats and a letter .It said,“We are very sorry we used your cay. Thank you very much. The tickets are for you. We hope you enjoy yourselves. ”
Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to the cinema with the tickets at night. When they got home, they found that someone had stolen almost everything in the house.
A rich man met Hardy. The rich man asked: “I hear that you are very clever and nothing is difficult to you. Can you tell me why you so clever? ”
Hardy answered with a smile, “Oh, I’m not so clever. If you think that I am clever, you are a fool then.”
The rich man became very angry with the words.
Seeing this, Mr. Hardy said:“Sir, please don’t be angry. If you don’t believe what I’m said, now let me ask you a question, If you have a group of sheep. I send you another group. Then, how many groups of sheep do you have? ”
“Why? That’s the exsiest question in the world. One and one is two. Anyone knows that I have two groups of sheep.” Hardy laughed and said. “You are wrong, sir. Two group of sheep put together is still one group. That is easiest question in the world! ”
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史密斯离开他家外面车一夜如常.但是当他出来后第二天早上到他的办公室,他发现车不在.他呼吁警方发现有人偷了他的车,并表示,他们将设法找到.当史密斯先生从他的办公室,晚上回家,车被其常住地回来 屋前,他仔细检查.汽车行吗?但他发现其中丝束门票 和信席位.它说:"我们很抱歉我们用你礁岛.为您的门票.我们希望你享受一番."史密斯先生和夫人同去电影院门票在夜间.当他们回家,却发现有人偷几乎样样.一位富翁会见哈.富翁问:"听说你很聪明,什么难你.你能告诉我,你为什么这么聪明?"面带微笑地回答了哈"唉,我不是那么聪明.如果你觉得我聪明,你是傻瓜."财主非常生气的话.此时,哈代先生说:"先生,请不要生气.如果你不相信我说什么,现在让我问你一个问题,如果你有一群绵羊.我送你另一组.那么,有多少类绵羊你有吗?""为什么?这在世界上的exsiest问题.其中之一就是两种.任何人都知道我有两组绵羊."哈笑说."你错了,先生.两名77羊加起来仍一派.这是世界上最容易的问题!"