百度作业网用英语写笑话
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用英语写笑话
A man was hit by a cab in the street.He was brought to the hospital.His wife who was standing up by his bed,said to the doctor:"I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this,the man moved his head and said:"I'm not dead.I'm still alive."
"Be quiet," said the wife."the doctor knows better than you!"
Cat and Mice
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat," answered Mrs Brown."You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared!This cat is to catch them."
"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this,the man moved his head and said:"I'm not dead.I'm still alive."
"Be quiet," said the wife."the doctor knows better than you!"
Cat and Mice
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat," answered Mrs Brown."You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared!This cat is to catch them."
"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.